Stop the Cap Bro 🧢

I ran a pole earlier this month asking “Do you watch porn/jerk off ?”

And at the time of typing this 48% of you have said never

20% of you have said 1x every couple weeks/month

20% of you have said 1-3x a week

So over 66% of you

Over two-thirds (2/3) of you have basically said you never wank off

AND THIS IS SUCH FUCKING CAP right,

Because if you all had the discipline not to touch yourselves

You also would have the discipline to fucking… not smoke weed

You’d also have the discipline not to do other drugs

You’d also have the discipline not to play video games

You would also have the discipline to not watch TikTok

YOU WOULD HAVE THE DISCIPLINE TO NOT BE A LOSER

And you’d also have the discipline to go knock on lots of doors every single day

You’d also have the discipline to go to the gym every single day

You’d also have the discipline to go talk to lots of girls so you can have the confidence to go to talk to anyone

To sell to anyone

BE THE MAN

You’d have the confidence and discipline to DO EVERYTHING

Also—it was an anonymous vote… So I don’t know who voted for what

And I also don’t care what you do with your own dick

OBVIOUSLY.

The point I’m making is (and I’m trying to help you guys)

You’re reading this right now but based on how you answered on the pole (if you did)

Is you’re just lying to yourself my g

Okay?

Everyone in their life has touched their dick before (obviously)

I understand everyone has—we all have

The point is… As you become older, and you become smarter, and mature more

You should understand that a) this stuff isn’t good, it’s bad

Like I’m pretty sure in Islam they literally say it’s like…

I’m pretty sure they literally say it’s HARAM to touch yourself

Because it’s not good

There’s obviously so many reasons why it’s not good

But also as you get older

You should just be able to talk to a girl

Like if you don’t have a girl you can call to come and see you

Like when you really just wanna fuck

Then you have other problems

Because if a girl doesn’t wanna see you

Or go on a date with you

You know what I’m trying to say? That just indicates your value as a man

That does display your value (that it’s not that high)

So it’s worth mentioning that

But yeah man, I feel like if you lie to yourself about these things

Then I feel like you’re gonna lie to yourself about a lot of things

That’s the point

-Hassan Haider

aka Mr. Overpaid

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